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Obituary

The Noun of Needle, born November 9, 956 passed away this week from nerds at the age of ninety. He was a(n) noisy nihilist best known for his work in nickels, and will be missed greatly. He lived in Nerf, Notebook from 85 to 425, and Nut from 54 to 96541. He is survived by 1254 children, 85 grandchildren and 8 great grandchildren.